Mtn Dew Tier List
I drink too much Mtn Dew so I'm going to rate them all here because why not. I'll update this list and maybe share thoughts of each flavor as I try them. I've had more then these but these were the ones I remember.


Actual dog shit what the fuck is this. I'm so mad because this had potential to be great, but WHYYYYY is there only a zero sugar option? Its a CANDY FLAVORED SODA, and you took out the one thing that makes both of those things what they are. Brother that shit should have like triple sugar if anything. The actual flavor of this is nice, but its not worth fighting through that crappy ass after taste that all zero sugar sodas have. What a bizzare choice to make the CANDY FLAVORED SODA the only one that doesn't have a regular version.



Perfection in a bottle. Or a can, or a fountain if you're at Taco Bell. I will drink this soda until the day I die. I didn't even like tacos when I was a kid, but the day I tried this soda I was BEGGING my parents to take me to Taco Bell every day. I hope that when I die, I get a like "life wrapped" thing, you know like how spotify or YouTube shows you all the stuff you did in the year? I bet I drank enough of this shit to fill 1000 swimming pools. When my wife and I made the decision to sell our car, my biggest regret was that there would no longer be a Taco Bell in walking distance of our apartment, but as if the Baja gods were watching over me, that happened to be the same year that they started selling Baja blast in stores permenantly. I mean I still miss Taco Bell, but now I don't have to give up the Baja. Live every day like its a Baja Blast, becuase you never know when it'll be your Baja Last.